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If Embryos Could Talk
She turned off the light in the lab and for a moment the metaphor of the darkness took on a meaning that related to how very persnickety sentiments had the power to hold back even medical research in......
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 23

Depressed Rabbit Attempts Suicide
Would you like to come to my garden and eat something?82218220Love it,8221 he told her.8220Great. Then off we go!8221 she replied.And so off they hopped, to live happily ever after...

Make War As Make Nice; Israel��s Commendable But Costly Military Tactic
It would be too much, we think, for Hezbollah to expect those bereaved and bludgeoned citizens to make nice...
Source : Things You Can T Do In The Army

Foiled Again! The Attack Of The Citizen Killers
But there is one thing we dont need an informer to tell us. Among his sequestered holdings, Bin Laden obviously doesnt count airline stock...
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 23

Oil Update From Bp: A Bear Ate The Pipeline
But then the spokesperson disappeared from view and soon after so did the unruly bear...
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 23

Hassan Nasrallah Destroys Own Country; Hailed As Hero
What, hangs the question, is this maniac doing making Lebanon the arch enemy of Israel? Whoever imagined that nation of inventive merchants, since the ancient Phoenicians sailed in and out of Tyre and......
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 23

Holy Shiite! Anti-american Demonstration In Baghdad
Al-Sadir standing in the wings, not only as a radical Shiite cleric but a power in Iraqi politics, champing at the bit to see the current somewhat sectarian government fail so that he and the Iranian......
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 23

On Bullshit. Princeton Professor Publishes Lowdown Analysis
But if this sort of offbeat investigative reasoning is your kind of cow pie, then you might enjoy a perusal of its examination of the subject at hand...
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 23

FDA Reconsiders Morning-After Pill, Now Renamed Marriage-After Pill
So, while we expect some flak from oversexed geriatrics, well be shielded from much of the blame we would otherwise find ourselves hugely pregnant with.8221...
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 23

How President Garfield Died; Or Being Grateful For Modern Medicine, Despite The Cost
When people grouse about the questionable benefits of modernity, I always remember modern medicine as one of the really positive revelations of the potential of the human race to improve its lot, the ......
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 23

Uncle Sam��s Shaky Transition To Empire; Having The Right Strategy Should Would Help
Heres another it-should-only-happen fairy tale. Maybe hell be so smart hell get elected President.Then, as Cole Porter versified, 8220Anything Goes.8221...
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 23

In Mogadishu, Coke Is Branded As The Infidel Thing
It said World peace through world trade. Nice idea. The more factories you build in another country, the less likely you are to bomb it. At least, one hopes...
Source : About Branding Pg. 34

Airhead Behavior Becomes New Human Norm As Underachievement Reaches New Heights
May the first ten winners read about the second ten and decide to join them. Billions would cheer. And really soon would be a real boon...
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 23

Humanist Terrorists Nabbed In Miami; Planned To Plant Explosive Books
Hes a good boy who somehow came to believe in radical ideas like truth and wisdom. If hes freed on bail, I promise to limit his reading time.8221...
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 23

Terrorist Receives Surprise Sendoff; Meets His Allah
Then He rubbed His hands together, as if to wash them off.He noticed us, packing up our recording equipment, and gave us wink. Then He headed back toward Heaven...
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 24

Authors; Tom Attea