The Topless Cpa 82218220Take it,8221 he said, handing her the funny money, 8220take it all.8221She did, and he became lost in her wildly extravagant arms... Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 24
Come Out With Your Checkbook Open Then he kissed it and held it up for all to see.8220Im a free man! Free of all my most pressing debts.8221With that realization, he smiled and slipped into a much more deeply satisfying sleep... Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 24
Rumsfeld Appoints Self Retired General: Rushes To Own Defense I already retired. How do you think I became I retired general.I mean, do you intend to retire as Secretary of State?I think one retirement every decade or so is plenty, dont you?...
Senior Ticketed For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Rollerskakes Until then, we can at least be glad that the dear recipient of the instigating ticket was not also issued points. Enough of those, and shed have to be concerned about losing her walking license...
U.S. Ends Oil Dependency, Turns B.S. Into Fuel Motorists are also advised only to remove the cap when the gauge is nearly on empty and to stand aside otherwise, there is the risk of being knocked out with a force that scientists have calculated ......
Another Dracula, Another Flop The question is, why would anybody, given the entire world of properties to choose from or, on a wild bet, even to create an entirely original one, choose the exhausted and irrelevant legend of Dracul......
Infant Author Accused Of Plaigarism; Copied Sounds In Nursery As usual, the rains of time will wash away the pabulum and the child, we hope, having one day realized the immensity of her transgression, will have the wisdom to attribute it to her preconscious stat......
Democrats Search For Platform; Find It In FDRs Basement What kind of business? he inquired.Just what you need, she advised him, putting her hand on his shoulder and smiling as engagingly as she could manage. Im a party planner....
Apple Sued Over Logo By Apple Farmer The farmer was not pacified, insisting, When I get done with these cagy fellers, theyll be sorry they ever set eyes on an apple....
Enron Trial Goes To Jury; Ken Lay Doesnt Notice Then, growing pensive, he added, Dont you think the fact that I didnt notice the jury going off to decide my fate helps make the case that I might not have noticed anything was wrong at Enron?...
