By Weird Al Yankovic, Uh huh, extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece
By Weird Al Yankovic, ["Last Resort" by Papa Roach]
Cut my life into pieces, this
By Weird Al Yankovic, I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd
By Weird Al Yankovic, Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch
By Weird Al Yankovic, Yeah!
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf
By Weird Al Yankovic, I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm
By Weird Al Yankovic, [sound effects from tools]
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin'
By Weird Al Yankovic, Oh Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane
By Weird Al Yankovic, Finger food and an ice cold keg,
It won't cost you
By Weird Al Yankovic, Rotten, so rotten here
So rotten, oh
It was like, the last
By Weird Al Yankovic, I don't have a library card
But do you mind if
By Weird Al Yankovic, I was watching my TV one night when they broke