Oh Peter Parker was pitiful   Couldn't have been any shyer   Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him   Even if his hair was on fire      But then one day he went to that science lab   That mutated spider came down   Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls   And he's swingin' all over town      La li la, li de da   La la, li le la da dum      Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man   Sling us a web tonight   'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now   And there's evil doers to fight      Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his   Who horns in on Mary Jane   But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys   Who can kiss upside down in the rain      "With great power comes great responsibility"   That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben   If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line   Again and again and again      Oh, la la la, di de da   La la, di di da da dom      Now Norman's a billionare scientist   Who never had time for his son   But then something went screwy and before you knew he   Was trying to kill everyone      And he's ridin' around on that glider thing   And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb   Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask   But he's scarier without it on      Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man   Sling us a web tonight   'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now   But where'd you come up with those tights?      It's a pretty sad day at the funeral   Norman Osborn has bitten the dust   And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead   Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust      Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now   Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down   Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try   Again when the sequal comes 'round      Oh, la la la, di de da   La la, di di da da dum      Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man   Sling us a web tonight   'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now   And we think that you'll do all right