Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door    Well, he always was the neighborhood clown    Like the time he pulled my pants off    And he took those color pictures    And posted copies all over town    Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn    Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn    What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around    Boy, what a joker    What a funny, funny guy    I'll never forget about Larry    No matter how I try       Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair    'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo    And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap    And filled my toothpaste tube up glue    All those wedgies he gave    All those shoestrings he tied    All those brownies he made with the Ex-Lax inside    Oh, Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you       Boy, what a joker    What a funny, funny guy    I'll never forget about Larry    No matter how I try       You know I couldn't help but laugh    Even though he treated me like slime    Remember when he cut my car in half?    Well, he really got me good that time!       Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house    Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag    Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest    And stuffed him in a big plastic bag    If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say    But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today    He would have to agree with me    It was a pretty good gag       Oh boy, what a joker    What a funny, funny guy    I'll never forget about Larry    No matter how I try    Oh boy, what a joker    What a funny, funny guy    I'll never forget about Larry    No matter how I try    No matter how I try       Oh, I remember Larry