My whole family   Loves 'Three's Company'   See the reruns constantly   There on my TV      Syndicated Incorporated      Well, I know what's on the tube   I know just what too see   Got my TV guide with me      'MASH' and 'All In The Family'   'The Munsters' and 'Mayberry R.F.D.'   I will always be busy   Watching my TV      Oprah Winfrey talks to me   Every day at three   Then soon it'll be   'Wheel' and 'Jeopardy'      Syndicated Incorporated   Syndicated Incorporated      Well, I'm in such ecstasy   When I'm watchin' TV   I'm a boob tube devotee      Think I'm losin' my sanity   I'm addicted to Regis and Kathy Lee   Forever I will always be   Glued to my TV      Love 'The Partridge Family'   And 'Dynasty'   And 'Laverne and Shirley'   And 'Hard Copy'      Syndicated Incorporated   Syndicated Incorporated      Syndicated Incorporated   ('MASH' and 'All In The Family')   (I know just what too see)   Syndicated Incorporated   (I'm addicted to Regis and Kathy Lee)   (I know what's on the tube)   Syndicated Incorporated   (Forever I will always be)   (I know just what to see)      Syndicated Incorporated   (Watching my TV)   (I know what's on the tube)   Syndicated Incorporated   (Think I'm losin' my sanity)   (I know just what to see)   Syndicated Incorporated