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By Arrogant Worms, I came to town in the heat
A lonely man
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By Arrogant Worms, As a small baby Each time I cried
My mother came
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By Arrogant Worms, Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer
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By Arrogant Worms, I used to go to all the parties
And make
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By Arrogant Worms, When I'm dead put my head in the freezer
Right
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By Arrogant Worms, I love you so much
I need the Heimlich Maneuver
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By Arrogant Worms, One day I sang an aria
that caused a hernia
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By Arrogant Worms, Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica.
Columbus made
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By Arrogant Worms, *spoken intro*
From the deepest, darkest depths of...WHITBY!
Comes this
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By Arrogant Worms, Everybody loves hot dogs
Even pasty Hippies
'Casue its hard
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By Arrogant Worms, I am Cow
Hear me moo
I weigh twice as
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By Arrogant Worms, I am not American,
Though I live in North America
Which is
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By Arrogant Worms, I pulled my groin
It's the very best injury
Though I'm walking
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By Arrogant Worms, I remember back when I was still in school
These
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By Arrogant Worms, I spend my days waiting TV with a beer
(Oooh-aah,
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By Arrogant Worms, Some folks call it spastic colon, mucous coltis,
Provokable prostate,
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By Arrogant Worms, All towns have a place
Where decent drivers are not
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By Arrogant Worms, It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be
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By Arrogant Worms, *talking*
Hello and welcome to Live Bait,
I'm sure you'll enjoy this
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By Arrogant Worms, If you haven't heard of me
I wouldn't be surprised
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By Arrogant Worms, Johnny was a tall man, but his memory was short.
He'd
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By Arrogant Worms, I once was a happy man of sound and stable
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By Arrogant Worms, About six months ago some one came by with a
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By Arrogant Worms, Well I used to be a farmer, and I made
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By Arrogant Worms, One, two, three, four...
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had
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By Arrogant Worms, Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls
And lets
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By Arrogant Worms, The life of the artist may seem like fun to
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By Arrogant Worms, I traveled south for a holiday
Drak some wine and
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By Arrogant Worms, You double clicked my heart
You upgraded my life
You
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By Arrogant Worms, I met you in biology in high school
You told me
