When I'm dead put my head in the freezer    Right beside the corn and the peas    I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear    One day science will re-animate me       Oh I heard about the rich who when they die    Get themselves frozen cryogenic-wise    I know we can't afford to hire no company    When my heart don't beat no more and I lay rigourmortisously       But we got that freezer up on top our fridge    Can't squeeze in my whole body, baby, I'm just way too big    How I wish we had afforded that fancy Frigidaire    So you'd just have to chop off my legs and my derriere       When I'm dead put my head in the freezer    Right beside the corn and the peas    I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear    One day science will re-animate me       Oh I know baby, you're up for the task    You'll wrap me up with more than just string and plastic wrap    Using Tupperware, 'cause you care, and out of concern    That I'd come back to life with a case of freezer burn       When I'm dead put my head in the freezer    Right beside the corn and the peas    I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear    One day science will re-animate me       Oh when I thaw, when I thaw    Hope my new body's six feet tall or more    And if you can't find a man in time    Get a horse, I might make a nice centaur       Oh you'll see my face each night in your dreams    And when you go to the kitchen to fetch some ice cream    But don't worry honey, soon I'll be back on earth    When they cure death and get bodies for the rich guys first       When I'm dead put my head in the freezer    Right beside the corn and the peas    You can dispose of my body at your leisure    You know, I don't think that it ever suited me       When I'm dead put my head in the freezer    Right beside the corn and the peas    I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear    One day science will re-animate me