[C] OK! I'm a cheerleader now!      [Chorus]   [D&C]   U.G.L.Y.   You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]      [C] I saw you walking down the street just the other day   [C] I didn't see your damage from that far away   [C] I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming   [C] You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming   [C] Your hair is all frizzy and your face is a mess   [C] I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress   [C] You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew   [C] I don't mean to insult you   [C] Oh wait! Yes I do.      [D] Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould   [D] You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old   [C] When looks were handed out you were last in line   [C] Your face looks like where the sun don't shine   [D] Did you fall off a building and land on your head?   [D) Or did a truck run over your face instead?   [C] There ain't no pill, cause you ain't ill   [D&C] You're ugly!      [Chorus]   [D&C] U.G.L.Y   You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]   [D] What you really need is to wear a mask   [D] And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)   [C] You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you   [C] You're the main attraction at the city zoo   [D] You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab   [D] When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab   [C] (Heh You'r funny)   [D] (I Know)      [D] You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big   [D] And with hair like that you should be wearin' a wig   [C] Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin!   [D] You can't disguise your googly eyes   [D] In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize   [C] Yo mama say you ugly   [D&C] You ugly!      [Chorus]   [D&C] U.G.L.Y   You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]      U.G.L.Y [X7]   [D]Get busy [X9]   [C] Yo mama says your ugly   [D] Get busy   [C] Yo mama says your ugly   [D] Get busy   [C] Yo mama says your ugly   [D] Get busy   [D&C] Your ugly!      [D&C] U.U.U.U.   [D] Now I feel like blondie      [D&C] U.G.L.Y   You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]      [D] Quasimodo   [C] Camel breath   [D] Squarehead   [D&C] Ugly!      [C] Chicken legs   [D] Pig face   [C] Chin like bubba   [D&C] Ugly!      [D] Fish lips   [C] Toad licker   [D] Poindexter   [D&C] Ugly!      [C] Spaghetti arms   [D] Limp butt   [D&C] Freak show... ugly!      [D&C] U.G.L.Y   You ain't got no alibi you ugly!   Eh! Hey! You ugly [X1]      [D&C] U.G.L.Y   [C] You could make an onion cry      [D&C] U.G.L.Y   [D] Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.      U.G.L.Y [X7]   U ain't got no alibi      [D&C] Ugly!