I work on a train   That's eleven and a half cars long   I can only work at night   Cause the things I do are wrong      We carry some nasty substances   On this little night train   The first car's full of dioxin   Enough to wipe out the state of Maine      Oh, the evil, terrible things   That I sent down those tracks   I snuck them through your town at night   Right behind your back   On our little train (x2)      The second car's just painted black   What's in it nobody knows   Though sometimes it makes a buzzing noise   And once I saw it glow      The third car carries poison gas   And the fourth car it does, too   The fifth car's filled to the breaking point   With ortho orange forty-two      Oh, the evil, terrible things   That I sent down those tracks   I snuck them through your town at night   Right behind your back   On our little train (x2)      The sixth car leaks a strange brown ooze   On to the hoboes who ride below   It caused their hair to fall out   And their fingers turned bright blue   I swear to god it's true      The seventh car carries raw sewage   You can tell just by the scent   We used to have a warning sign   But something ate right through the print      Some sort a' illegal baby food   Is what we got in car number eight   And although I've never tried it myself   The conductor says it's great      We load the bodies of dead lab animals   On to car number nine   And I swear that sometimes late at night   I can hear those critters whine      Oh, the evil, terrible things   That I sent down those tracks   I snuck them through your town at night   Right behind your back   On our little train      Both cars number ten and eleven   Carry tainted juice   And I can hear it sloshing around   From my chair in the caboose