I mean the Captain and Tennille were musical innovators.    I mean really...      We're going to a bad party   It's the worst party that's ever been   We're going to a bad party   And I hope those jerks will let us in   Shut your mouth, get in the car   Cause Ricky Casso wants to drive      We're going to a bad party   It's the kind where everyone's dull   We're going to a bad party   Gonna scare the bejesus out of them all   When we get there we'll say we love Satan   Ricky always thinks that's funny      We're going to a bad party   It's the worst party that's ever been      God I really hate these jokers   Think they're smart, they think they're witty   Someone oughtta pass a law   Or at least form a committee   I'm gonna shoot the stereo   If they don't start playing my kind of music      We're going to a bad party   And I can hardly wait   We're going to a bad party   I need a place to defecate   Maybe we'll take the host hostage   Ooh what a clever play on words      We're going to a bad party   It's the worst party that's ever been      God I really hate this music   I can't stand Gene Loves Jezebel   If there is a God in heaven   I'm sure that band will burn in hell   I'm gonna shoot somebody   If they don't stop talking about "East Enders"      We're going to a bad party   And who knows what damage we'll do   We're going to a bad party   Gonna wind up on "Phil Donahue"