Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you   While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel   Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you   We know where your kids go to school      Howard Howard beware (x3)   Cause you're so easy to scare   You'll hide from the shadows   And everybody knows      Howard beware the Russians they don't like you   Might as well drop the bomb on you   Howard beware the government won't protect you   Like to see you turned into Howard stew      Howard Howard beware (x3)   Cause you're so easy to scare   You'll hide from the shadows   And everybody knows      Howard beware the neighbors wanna kill you   Might just all form an angry mob   Howard beware your mother has disowned you   Says that you're a pervert and a slob      Howard Howard beware (x3)   Cause you're so easy to scare   You'll hide from the shadows   And everybody knows