Goin' to Graceland   We're goin' today!   I'm so happy I just can't wait!   Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died      When we get to Graceland   We'll have to ride a bus   We'd better watch our language   Or the guards will beat us up   We'll get to make some cheap jokes   And buy cheaper souvenirs   If this were Disneyworld   I'd buy a pair of Elvis ears   They say it costs eight-fifty   Just to see his house   Where they keep all his records   And his fifteen foot long couch   It might seem like a rip-off   But I'm goin' anyway   We're goin' to Graceland today      Goin' to Graceland   It's gonna be great!   I'm so happy I just can't wait!   Gonna see the bucket that Elvis Presley kicked      Goin' to Graceland   It's gonna be fun   We'll get to see all Elvis's guns   Gonna tell us all about his favourite TV shows      Goin' to Graceland   We'll stand in line   We'll get to have a wild time   Gonna get to buy Love Me Tender Shampoo      When my time comes   That's how I wanna go -   Stoned and fat and wealthy   And sitting on the bowl   Lots of people say   That it's sad The King is gone   Well Elvis might be dead   But his cash flow lives on   I'll be so excited   When I see the Jungle Room   Where Elvis made some records   Including Moody Blue   Graceland is callin'   And I just can't stay away   We're goin' to Graceland today      Goin' to Graceland   We're gonna cut loose   There's plenty of tourists for us to use   Gonna act real stupid and try to pick up girls      Goin' to Graceland   We're gonna go wild   We'll go to his grave and try to smile   Gonna buy velvet paintings and Elvis Presley forks      Goin' to Graceland   We're goin' to Graceland (x3)      Goin' to Graceland   We're going to Hell   We're gonna sing Heartbreak Hotel   Gonna see the uniform that Elvis Presley wore      What are we waitin' for?   Let's leave right now   We're goin' to Graceland   And I don't care how   E Pluribus Elvis   That's what I say   We're goin' to Graceland today