Little Billy drunk on beer   Plops down behind the steering wheel   His prom date pukes on her brand new dress   He wonders who'll clean up the mess   His car skids goes off the road   Hits a tree and then explodes   His death was quick painless they say   Hope when I die I go that way      But,   You may not be so lucky (x4)      Little Debbie drunk on wine   Says she's havin' a very good time   She thinks she's havin' the time of her life   Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife   Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen   The night is filled with deadly screams   Would've been salesman's famous capers   It even made the big city papers      You may not be so lucky (x4)      President laughs shaves his head   Pushes the button and bombs the Reds   Reds hits back with all they've got   Now we're all in the melting pot   Let's have a big cheer for the government   Who's finally ended our descent   Vaporized masses in the shopping mall   Never got to see the H-bomb fall      Little Billy drunk on beer   Plops down behind the steering wheel   His prom date pukes on her brand new dress   He wonders who'll clean up the mess   His car skids goes off the road   Hits a tree and then explodes   His death was quick painless they say   Hope when I die I go that way      But,   You may not be so lucky (x3)   Never gonna be so lucky      Little Debbie drunk on wine   Says she's havin' a very good time   She thinks she's havin' the time of her life   Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife   Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen   The night is filled with deadly screams   Would've been salesman's famous capers   It even made the big city papers