Big Bang was a theory   But now I pose a query   But my query's like a question   Unlike a man who picked his jeans      Darwin started with crustations   Add a dose of fornications   sprouting trees, swinging tails   and banana peeling feet      Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory   Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees   Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans   Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease      I've got a primate with a gun   Taylor'd better run   It looks like an A-1   And an illegal one   But I've seen it in a movie   It appears to be bologna   a society of monkeys   using humans like a slave      Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory   Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees   Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans   Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease   Primate Camp - Da-Da-Da-Darwin had his theory   Primate Camp - From the oceans through the trees   Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans   Primate Camp - Spreading virus and       Primate Camp! [x4]   (Primate Camp) [x2]      Dr. Zaus the physician   and Zera pose a question   With a chromosome a missing   Can he reason, think, and speak?   Before I go much further   They like committing murder   On horseback in the future   Guess it's part of their mystic      Now I'm straying from the topic   My nuts are microscopic   When I racked them on the goose neck back in 1972   Musta been a dreaming   'cause the people payed to see 'em   From a jungle, to museum   I believe this be a zoo   Or a Primate Camp