Uncle Toad sittin' by the old south gate   Waitin' them boys they bin stayin' out late   Uncle Toad thinks, they're way out of line   Maybe they think, he is past his prime      Uncle Toad said, ?Better straighten up right?   When uncle Toad spoke it was not a pretty sight      Uncle Toad lived in the wood out back   Lived in the shade of a utility shack   He looked in at the big brick house   At the girls as quiet as a mouse      Uncle Toad said, ?you had best get it right?   When Uncle Toad spoke it was not a pretty sight      Uncle Toad tucked in the compost pile   Out by the back door, look at him smile   He said, ?Kid stop drinkin' that brew   Plan while ya can or the joke's on you?      Uncle Toad said, ?Better straighten up right?   When Uncle Toad spoke it was not a pretty sight      Uncle Toad sittin' by the swimmin' pool   Sits in the sun when the weather turns cool   Sits in the sun when the girls walk by   Maybe they think, he's a little bit sly      Uncle Toad said, ?You had best get it right?   When Uncle Toad spoke it was not a pretty sight      Uncle Toad sittin' by the cool mill race   All day long with a grin on his face   He said, ?Boys you had better not try   Kissin' 'em girls 'cause I won't stand by?      Uncle Toad sittin' by the wrought iron fence   Lookin' at the moon like it don't make sense   We say, Toad here's lookin' at you   Hopin' you get your wish too      Sway to the left, sway to the right   When uncle Toad spoke it was not a pretty sight