Well let me tell you if you're feeling alone   Instead of whining and moaning   Just get on the phone, tell her you're coming home   If you need, you should be there   If you scream in your sleep, or collapse in a heap   And spontaneously weep, then you know you're in deep      If you need her, you should be there   Go Home      There's nothing better than affairs of the heart   To make you feel so good then tear you apart   Make up your mind and stick it out or start again   You can't imagine what an effort it takes   When you make a mistake   And you know in the wake that a heart's going to break   If you need her, you should be there   If you're flummoxed and flushed   And your heartbeat is rushed   Then get out of the slush, tell your dog team to mush      If you need her, you should be there   Go Home      If you think of her as Joan of Arc   She's burning for you, get your car out of park   If you think of her as Catherine the Great   Then you should be the horse to help her meet her fate      If you need her, you should be there   Go Home      You can't believe it, but it's true   She's given everything to you   Now take a moment to be sure   Before you give it all to her   Well now you're thinking that it's over at last   All your woes in the past   But you've got to be fastput your foot on the gas   If you need her, you should be there   So now you're out from under the gun   And it's over and done   I won't spoil all the fun but if you ever wonder      She'll be there if you need her   Go Home      If you're lucky to be one of the few   To find somebody who can tolerate you   Then I shouldn't have to tell you again   Just pack your bags and get yourself on a plane      If you need her, you should be there   Go Home      If you need her, you should be there   Go Home