I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball   It's not so much the game I like, it's the hats      Ed, do you see this black band 'round my neck? (oohh yeah)   It's not just fashion (oh really? )   Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats   I couldn't care less, what's in a chocolate mousse?    I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice?    I couldn't care less, how old are ernie and bert?    I couldn't care less, where does barney rubble work?       Well shaggy said to velma, "hey now, velma, how ya doin'? "   And velma said, "geesh, shag, I'm just fine."      And daphne said to fred, "hey let's get drunk down in the forest."   And all night fred was yackin' up red wine      I couldn't care less, why was fonzie cool?    I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?    I couldn't care less, how do they fill the caramel bar?    I couldn't care less, if my car says the door is ajar?    Well I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake, or kenneth   'cause guys with nicknames always get the gals   When I grow up I'll name my children alice, albert, and alfred (really cool names)   I'll call them for supper like this: "dinner's ready, als!"      I couldn't care less, what morton downey says?    I couldn't care less, what's on the head of my pez?    I couldn't care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?    I couldn't care less, why's the super big gulp cheaper?       I couldn't care less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (ground-up antlers)   I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice?    (apples, cheese, broccoli...)   I couldn't care less, how old are ernie and bert? (they're like four or something..)   I couldn't care less, where does barney rubble work? (nobody knows!)      I couldn't care less, why was fonzie cool?    I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?