I've been known to lay here   And watch TV all night   Flippin' through the channels   But can't find the thing I like      What happened to my favorite shows   Where they went I'd like to know   But right now what I need most in my life's      More Beaver      Wally, Ward and June them there Cleavers   Nothin' else'll do, Seinfeld's awful funny   Home Improvement's kind of cool   But what I'd really like to see on my TV's      More Beaver      Now 'Nick At Nite' done brought them   Good ol' shows back from the past   'My Three Sons' and 'Happy Days' are here again at last      Them Technicolor, black and whites   'I Dream Of Genie' day and night   The only thing that I like more than 'M A S H' is      More Beaver      See him and Wally fight   "Why hello, Mrs. Cleaver?"   Eddie Haskell's so polite      I've seen every episode   A hundred times or more I know   But one thing you can't get too much of in life's      More Beaver      That never hurt no one   I've been watchin'   Ever since that I was young      Now each night when I go to bed   I turn the TV on instead   My wife will tell you just how much I love      More Beaver      Ladies and gentlemen, Brad Paisley on lead guitar   Stroke it   Bet you can't play the piano   That's why he's nominated for entertainer of the year   Talent      I bet you 5 dollars, you can't play a fiddle   Uh, would you take $3.50, uh, sorry   Give me that guitar, I'll show you how to play it   Yeah   Thanks for showing me that lick there, Fred      More Beaver      Y'all thought that I was done   Gonna keep on singin'   I'm havin' too much fun      This here is just a silly song   And I hope that y'all don't take it wrong   Do you think I'm ever gonna get me some?      Me neither