Just take a ticket   It takes you nowhere   They saw us coming   It's them and us here   Just keep your voice down   And light another   I am a patient girl   I wait, I wait, I wait   It's not your money   Don't call me stupid   Not big, not clever   Mean can mean awkward   It's Wigan Pier here   I'm not for jumping   See candid camera   Sees next to nothing   (Chorus)   You keep me waiting   I keep on shouting   You keep me waiting   I keep on shouting   You keep me waiting   I keep on shouting   You keep me waiting   My letterbox knows   Bangers and bad news   Good morning campers   Sees queues and queues and queues   They spell my name wrong   It's not for art's sake   And every truth told   Black mark on black mark   You love to chew on   This bread and butter   You crunch your numbers   And push your papers   Pile-up on pile-up   Malicious bad turns   I'll light another   Slow fuses, slow burn   (Repeat chorus)