I'm strapped into my bed, I've got electrodes in my head   My nerves are really bad, it's the best time I've ever had      I'm a sick boy, and there's no cure   I'm a sick boy, there should be more      But I'm happy the way I am, like a sardine in can   People taking notes, people in white coats      I'm a sick boy, and there's no cure   I'm a sick boy, there should be more      But I'm happy the way I am, like a sardine in can   People taking notes, people in white coats      I'm a sick boy, and there's no cure   I'm a sick boy, there should be more      I see school girls everywhere, short skirts and pig-tailed hair   But why must I suffer, for being a gym slip lover?      I'm a sick boy, and there's no cure   I'm a sick boy, there should be more