Well it's a chilly chilly evening   And you're burning with desire      Get it up, get it up, get it up and go      I've been doin calisthenics   Just to try to get in shape now      Get it up, get it up, get it up and go      The set is on and I'm watching a show   But I can do it if you really must know      I should of known by you actions   What you're disposition's geared for   But I've had a busy morning   And my cranium is getting sore   Because I've got a splitting hedachi   And I don't wanna serve you now   Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi   Now      You said that you would give me head   But I'd rather watch Johnny instead      Well its pushin 2:30   And you're feelin really dirty yeah   You got my hand on my member   And you're tryin to get a tremor yeah      I can't stand it now the pain is so bad   But its the worst thing a guy ever had      Chorus