I met a girl, she was a frog princess   I guess I ought to make it clear   That I saw nothing through her see-through dress   Until she whispered in my ear   "You don't really love me and I don't really mind   'Cause I don't love anybody,   That stuff is just a waste of time   Your place or mine?"   I met a girl, she was a complete mess   I should've left her well alone - but oh no, not me!   I had to see if underneath that dress   Her heart was really made of stone   I met a girl, she was a frog princess   And yes I do regret it now   But how was I to know that just one kiss   Could turn my frog into a cow?   And now I'm rid of her I must confess   To thinking 'bout what might have been   And I can visualize my frog princess   Beneath a shining guillotine   You don't really love me and I don't really mind   'Cause I don't love anybody,   I come and go through people's love lives   Your place or mine