Ladysmith wants you forthwith to come to her relief   Burn your briefs you leave for France tonight   Carefully cut the straps of the booby-traps   and set the captives free   But don't shoot 'til you see her big blue eyes      Then sound the charge breathe your final breath   and charge into the valley of death   Cannon to the left and cannon to the right   they'll go bang bang bang all night      We'll fight them on the beaches   yes, we'll fill'm full of lead   fighting naked in the open air   We'll fight them in the kitchen, in the bathroom   in the garden shed   fighting the good fight any-fighting-where      So sound the charge breathe your final breath   and charge into the valley of death   Cannon to the left and cannon to the right   They'll go bang bang bang all night   There'll be a cannon to the left and cannon to the right   They'll go bang bang bang bang bang bang bang all night...       Baby baby, I love the way you talk sense to me   especially when you say 'Neil, you got love'   I hear what you're saying   I have in my hand a piece of paper that says   'Let's make lurve, not this phoney war-thang'   We goin' over the top   But you're so sexy when you're angry, honey-chile      Roamin' around in no man's land   gettin' caught in your barbed wire   Baby baby, gonna set your village on fire      Charge, I'm gonna hit you where it hurts   Charge, so sound the red alert!   There'll be a cannon to the left...and cannon to the right   (The hills are alive with the sound of)   Bang bang bang bang bang, bang bang bang bang bang,    Bang bang bang bang bang   All night!