She's a cranky old critter   She's bitter, we warn ya   She lurks in a tree house   In Burbank, California      Along with a nephew   He says spew, he's cheerful   When his aunt starts to rant   She gives him an earful      She's grumpy, he's happy   It's generation-gappy   Take a whirl with the squirrels   Skippy and Slappy      Oh put a sock in it   That's my Aunt Slappy