You used to get it in your fishnets   so now you only get it in your night dress   Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness   Landed in a very common crisis   Everything's in order in a black hole   Nothing seems as pretty as the past though   That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tabasco   Remember when you used to be a rascal?      Oh that boy's a slag   The best you ever had   The best you ever had   Is just a memory and those dreams   Not as daft as they seem   Not as daft as they seem   My love when you dream them up...      Flicking through a little book of sex tips   Remember when the boys were all electric?   and now when she tell she's gonna get it   I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget I   Clinging to not getting sentimental   Said she wasn't going but she went still   Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle   Was it a Mecca Dobber or a betting pencil?      Oh that boy's a slag   The best you ever had   The best you ever had   Is just a memory and those dreams   Weren't as daft as they seem   Not as daft as they seem   My love when you dream them up   Oh, where did you go?   Where did you go?   Where did you go? Woah.      Falling about   You took a left off Last Laugh Lane   You were just sounding it out   You're not coming back again.      Falling about   You took a left off Last Laugh Lane   You were just sounding it out   You're not coming back again.      You used to get it in your fishnets   so now you only get it in your night dress   Started all the naughty nights with niceness   Landed in a very common crisis   Everything's in order in a black hole   Everything was pretty in the past though   That Bloody Mary's lacking in tabasco   Remember when you used to be a rascal?