You used to get it in your fishnets   Now you only get it in your night dress   Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness   Landed in a very common crisis   Everything's in order in a black hole   Nothing seems as pretty as the past though   That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco   Remember when you used to be a rascal?      Oh the boy's a slag   The best you ever had   The best you ever had   Is just a memory and those dreams   But as daft as they seem   As daft as they seemed   My love when you dream them up      Flicking through a little book of sex tips   Remember when the boys were all electric?   Now when she tells she's gonna get it   I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it   Clinging to not getting sentimental   Said she wasn't going but she went still   Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle   Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?      Oh the boy's a slag   The best you ever had   The best you ever had   Is just a memory and those dreams   Weren't as daft as they seem   Not as daft as they seem   My love when you dream them up      Oh, Flo, where did you go?   Where did you go?   Where did you go?      Falling about   You took a left off Last Laugh Lane   You were just sounding it out   You're not coming back again      Falling about   You took a left off Last Laugh Lane   You were just sounding it out   You're not coming back again      You used to get it in your fishnets   Now you only get it in your night dress   (Falling about)   Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness   Landed in a very common crisis   (You took a left off Last Laugh Lane)   Everything's in order in a black hole   Nothing seems as pretty as the past though   (You were just sounding it out)   That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco   Remember when you used to be a rascal?   (You're not coming back again)