Ashaloo, I've been thinking 'bout you   Little sister been on my mind   Heard you're practicing rebel tactics   You got a lot of me in those eyes      Been a cheat, stolen meat, lied about it later   I kicked a girl - a bitch, a brat named Yolanda Fagin   Don't be like me   Don't be like me - rock on      Killed a bat, skinned a cat, stuffed 'em in a crate   I've hurt some people on the way to being nothing great   Don't be like me   Don't be like me - rock on      Little girl she went to a party   She wore her princess dress and wand   But she forgot to put on her panties - sad, lonely one      Broke in the trailer 'cause someone said so   No sir, I had no idea they were gone   They said a nice policeman brought you home, whoa, oh, oh      Ashley girl, I've been thinking 'bout you   I know you mean well, it just comes out wrong   You brought home a groundhog half dead   Thank god he didn't stink for long      Christened the scooter 'fore someone said so   You fell off in the neighbors flowers   They thought that you had planned it all      Door to door Halloween they caught you   You thought you had done nothing wrong   You were dressed as a hooker all night long      Why don't you look like me   Why don't you look like me   Why don't you look like me   Why don't you look like me   Why don't you look like me   Why don't you look like me   Why don't you look like me