There was a guy   I used to know   His name is Joe   He used to live across the street   And every day   Joe would say   Do you wanna come out and play?   And I'd say   I'd love to, Joe   But I can't   Wanna know why   I've got a bum leg      Got a bum leg   Got a bum leg   Got a bum leg      I used to know   Her name is Patina   She used to live across the street   And every day   Patina would say   Do you wanna come out and play?   And I'd say   I'd love to, Patina   But I can't   Wanna know why   I've got a bum leg      Got a bum leg   Got a bum leg   Got a bum leg      I used to know   Her name is Sheila   We used to go to Sunday school   And every day   Sheila would say   Do you wanna come out and play?   And I'd say   I'd love to, Sheila   But I can't   Because your dad works for my dad      Your dad works for my dad   Your dad works for my dad   Your dad works for my dad      My dad   My dad   My dad