Don't look at me, don't touch me   Keep your mind straight ahead   Don't get no funny ideas about me   You'll wish that you were dead      That's what I'm thinking she must be thinking   The girl I spent 53 bucks on last night   She gives me a look from the corner of her eye   I said, "Boy, keep acting right"      How surprised was I   When she leaned over and whispered in my ear      Get a leg up, get a leg over boy   Get a leg up, what's the matter   Are you shy, shy, shy?      I'm pretty good with first impressions   But sometimes I'm not always right   I pulled the car to the shoulder of the road   To see what she had in mind      Want me to spend the night   Hey lover boy you know I will   And my best girlfriend lived down the road   Together we will thrill ya      I'm thinking to myself   I could be lucky Pierre tonight      If I could get a leg up   If I could get a leg over boy   You know I ain't that handsome   But you know I ain't shy, shy, shy      Ah goddamn baby      Rest of the night went on and on   And the moral to this song   Don't go making hasty judgments   Because sometimes they could be wrong      Nothing wrong with a good time   Just keep yourself protected, make a list   You can bet your life that the women don't know   The little girls are acting like this, yeah      So the next time a young one moves up   And she whispers in your ear      Get a leg up   Get a leg over boy   Get a leg up   Now don't you be shy, shy, shy      Now get a leg up   Get a leg over boy   You know I ain't that handsome   But you know I ain't shy, shy, shy      Get a leg up   Get a leg over boy   Get a leg up   Now don't you be shy, shy, shy