Cruising for a bruising   Rubbing it in with your bottle of gin   losing is so amusing   the plebs and the proles   they just do as they're told      wake up and throw up   it's a way of life hope I never grow up   speeding till we're bleeding   then the van broke down   on the wrong side of town      and after all is this what y ou came for?   did you think it wouldn't be the same?      anytime, sunshine   get out of my way   i've had one of those days   and don't look back when you leave this room   cos me and the lads   we're going to do you      in a lather   over who can spit farther   let's go outside and decide who's harder   everything it's true   looks different through   the bottom of a bottle of continental lager      and if you think that you've seen nothing yet   well this is as good as it ever gets      waster   rainbow-chaser   place your bets cos you'll get yours yet   giving it up?   you should be living it up   is it my turn yet while there's still some life left      and if you think that you've seen nothing yet   well this is as good as it ever gets   and are we having a good time yet?   cos this is as cool as it ever gets   it'll ever get      we had a lovely, lovely time.