Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:   He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!      Police:    What?      Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:   He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl.      Davey:   Oh, boy.      I'm the kinda guy that can't stand the holiday   So I drink them all away   That's me      I don't decorate no trees   And I won't eat no potato lakees   But I'll give this old ladies melons a squeeze   That's just who I am      Well I'll never spin a dreidel   But I'll always throw an egg    And I'll charliehorse your leg- for laughs   While you're singing your holiday tune   I'm acting like the town Bafoon   Whipping out my big white scary moon   And blowing a beef your way      I hate folks who think reindeer are cute   to me they're just something to shoot   I hate love, I hate you, I hate me      Well I'm a snowmobile stealing   No 'tis the season' feeling   Kind of guy (kind of guy)      This time of year sucks    So I take my numchucks   And make sure every snowman dies      Believeing in Santa's all wrong   And Chaunaka's eight days too long   I hate love, I hate you, I hate me   I hate love, I hate you, I hate me