Making your way in the world today    takes everything you've got.   Taking a break from all your worries,   sure would help alot.      Wouldn't you like to get away?      All those nights when you've got no lights,   the check is in the mail;   and your little angel   hung the cat up by its tail;   And your third fiance didnt show;      Sometimes you want to go   where everybody knows your name,   and they're always glad you came;   You want to be where you can see,   Our troubles are all the same;    You want to be where everybody knows your name.      Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;    The morning's looking bright;    And your shrink ran off to Europe,    And didn't even write;    And your husband wants to be a girl;       Be glad there's one place in the world    Where everybody knows your name,    And they're always glad you came;    You want to go where people know,    People are all the same;    You want to go where everybody knows your name.       Where everybody knows your name,    And they're always glad you came;    Where everybody knows your name,    And they're always glad you came...