Cheers darlin'   Here's to you and your lover boy   Cheers darlin'   I got years to wait around for you   Cheers darlin'   I've got your wedding bells in my ear   Cheers darlin'   You give me three cigarettes    To smoke my tears away      And I die when you mention his name   And I lied, I should have kissed you   When we were running in the rains      What am I, darlin'?   A whisper in your ear?   A piece of your cake?   What am I, darlin?   The boy you can fear?   Or your biggest mistake?      Cheers darlin'   Here's to you and your lover man   Cheers darlin'   I just hang around and eat from a can   Cheers darlin'   I got a ribbon of green on my guitar   Cheers darlin'   I got a beauty queen   To sit not very far from here      I die when he comes around   To take you home   I'm too shy, I should have kissed you    When we were alone      What am I, darlin'?   A whisper in your ear?   A piece of your cake?   What am I, darlin?   The boy you can fear?   Or your biggest mistake?      What am I?   What am I, darlin'?   I got years to wait around for you