They're telling me to stop singing country   That kind of music ain't much chop   Record company man said hey Mr. Brand   Why don't you start singing some pop   You'll make more money, you'll get more honeys   That's the way to go   Well I thought for a second and a second's all it took and said   Nah, I don't think so      Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah I don't think so   Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah I don't think so   I don't think so      I've been doing my best to please her   Even made her breaky in bed   Cleaned up the yard, polished her car   Put the rusty old ute in the shed   But when she said hon, we're going to mum's   And this time you've gotta go   Well I thought for a second and a second's all it took and said   Nah, I don't think so      They tell me I should get me a sail boat   A skipper on a yacht I should be   Fresh sea air, breeze in my hair   Sounds like way too much fun to me   'Cause I've got a need for V8 speed   And it ain't a race if tyres don't smoke   Well I thought for a second and a second's all it took and said   Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah I don't think so