No more pencils, no more books   No more teachers dirty looks   Dropouts, dropouts, yeah team      On dropouts down the field   Ain't we the national shame   Cheer for our fun-loving breed   Who can't hardly read   Or write our name      March dropouts, backward march   Ain't we a tragedy   Leave us unite and fight, fight, fight   For good old stupidity      Duh   Duh      Drop dropouts out of school   Proud of the will to fail   You won't find us in the school halls   Look in the pool halls or in jail      Long may our colors wave   Sons of the black and blue   Light-hearted chaps who steal hubcaps   We've got nothing else to do      Ignoramus there you are   Sitting in your hopped-up car   And your brains ain't up to par   And your ears stick out too far      Go dropouts, go and buy   One comic book or two   You need some rest and enjoyment   Your unemployment check is due      Soon dropouts very soon   You'll wear a different hat   Soon you will be in the Army   Just try dropping out of that