My wife has a charge card   That I got her the other day   I owe five hundred dollars   That's just for yesterday      I said, "Honey, here's a present, go out and shop around   Get a couple of dresses and browse around downtown"   She did just what I told her, bought one, two or three   Then came home looking silly, making goo-goo eyes at me      Master Charge   Master Charge   A Bank of America card      Master Charge   Master Charge   A Bank of America card      Master Charge   Master Charge   A Bank of America card      I said, "Did you get your dresses?"   She said, "Yes, one or two   But I had to get me some shoes and I needed   Some jewelry too"      She had $200 dresses   That I could have made and I can't sew   Fifty Dollars pair of shoes   And I thought you so and so      I said, "What about the jewelry?"   As calmly as I could   She said, "Honey, you'll love them   They're pure African wood"      Master Charge   Master Charge   A Bank of America card      Master Charge   Master Charge   A Bank of America card      Master Charge   Master Charge   A Bank of America card      Let's charge it!   Let's charge it!      She said, "They were $200 and I paid   One and a half"   I just didn't believe it   I was so mad I had to laugh      I could see it in my mind   On a horse like Paul Revere   I check my mail box   'Cause these bills keep coming here.      Master Charge   Master Charge   A Bank of America card      Master Charge   Master Charge   A Bank of America card      Master Charge   Master Charge   A Bank of America card      Charge it   Let's charge it   Let's charge it