stupid delivery man    he ate my fucking pizza again    i won't get mad not today    I'm to tired to complain       I'll just sit and watch some tv    and eat what he left for me    I can not belive this guy    he only left me a slice       It had been a terrible day    when my girlfriend called me and said    that she was with another man    and won't like to see me again       so I'll go to the bar    to see who the fuck is this guy    tell him that she is mine    I'll probably get in a fight       Oh what an ugly suprise    it was the delivery man    before that i could react    he pushed me and told me to fight       I acted like I had no fear    and he forced me to buy him a beer    you though it was    enough for one day????    well now they are both in my bed       All that I can say is that I'm on their way    and I won't sleep in my room today    but tomorrow I'll find just another girl    and won't order pizza again