I knew when I first met him   That I never would forget him   To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare   To sleep with him I was excited   But later I was less delighted   When I found that special present he left   In my pubic hair   Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day   I´ll never forget him i´m sad to say   Leave me alone   I´m having a crabby day   So to the drugstore without haste   To solve the problem below the waist   Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes   And sheets   Walking home who do I see   But the guy who gave those wretched vermin   To me   He quickly runs to opposite side of the street   Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day   To be treated in such a shabby way   Gimme a break,   I´m having a rabby day   At home a message is waiting   From a boy i´ve been contemplating   He´s leaving town for a month and wants   To see me tonight   After the lotion´s been applied   Can I be sure every one of those critters has died   Or take the risk of passing them on   For a long-awaited night   It´s such a crabby day, unhappy day   Why did have to call today   Get me out of this   I´m having a crabby day