Cute drunk boys in gay bars   All the trouble they cause   They come onto you so bold   Get them home they pass out cold   You go to sleep, they start to snore   I can´t put with this any more   Oh no no, no no no   Waited so long, how much more to go?    Frustrated, sitting at home   Life´s too short to spend alone   So you throw some clothes on that tired body   Venture out'n try to meet somebody   But it´s a temporary gain   To tide you over and keep you from going insane   Oh no no, no no no   Waited so long, how much more to go?    My straight friends are having weddings   That´s not where my life is heading   O drunken squalor, get tree behind me   But there´s always some old trick there to remind me   I´m professionally single, you know   I´m so experienced that by now i´m a pro   Oh no no, no no no   Waited so long, how much more to go?