Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace   I don't remember where   Friends try to make me stay or call me a cab home   I grab my keys and a beer      The cops they took my license away   But I got my car out of impound today   And I've been drunk since last Saturday   You'd better stay outta my way      I drink and drive   Feel so alive   I'll never take that dive   Feel so alive      I'm doin' ninety-five   I drink and drive   I feel so alive   I drink and drive      Early morning and the freeway's deserted   Like it's all mine   I'm trying to set a new driving speed record   But I can't drive a straight line      Flashing lights split the night   I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right   Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big-rig   At least you'll never catch me, you fucking pigs      Designate someone other than me   I'm so drunk I can hardly see   Another shot of jagger and I turn the key   I got so many places to be      When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe   They won't drive at night   'Cause we're down at the freeway it's such a fright   But I think I drive alright