VOICEOVER: Seconds later, at the Hall of Justice...Batman's got an attitude, everybody takes him seriouslyAnd Superman never made any money, well try to tell that to DCAll the other members of the Justice LeagueSay I have useless super powers and make fun of meBut I know there will come a dayWhen they're gonna stare in slack-jawed wonder as they hear me sayCHORUS:I am Aquaman and nobody better mess with meI may be nothing to you but I am a king beneath the seaLet's see you get by underwater as well as I do on the groundI am Aquaman and you better not mess aroundThere are days I swear I would rather haveThe proportionate strength of a praying mantisThan be the last lost noble princeOf the undersea kingdom of AtlantisBatman's got the Batmobile, Diana's got her invisible jetIt seems like everybody else can fly, even Samuraibut a stupid seahorse is all I getGreen Arrow's sharp but I couldn't be any dullerMy orange costume's uglier than any other colorI'm not as tough as Batman or as cute as GleekI'm a little taller than the Atom but smaller than Apache ChiefCHORUSClark Kent wouldn't be the same if he didn't have his Lois LaneGreen Arrow's got his Black CanaryEven millionaire Bruce Wayne has that thing on the sidewith his ward Dick GraysonBut there's just one girl that I would marryBatman signed a movie deal though you know he doesn't need the cashAnd all the second-rate superheroes get TV showseven the pre-Crisis FlashBut not me, I guess that I don't rateMy comic book's been cancelled more than Dr. FateI know that I'm no Brainiac but I'm no foolI know not even Peter David can make me coolCHORUS

 

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