I got bitten by a radioactive bugI tried an experimental drugI went out for a stroll on a gamma testing rangeI found an enchanted Uru caneI made a serum that made me smallI modified the serum so it would make me tallI got radioactive isotope in my eyeA dying alien helped me accessorizeI gained the proportionate strength of a spiderNow I'm invincible and I can flyI lost my sight and my other senses were heightenedI'm gonna put on my pajamas and go fight crimeCHORUS:Now I'm a super hero (now I am a)I'm a super hero now (super hero)Now I'm a super hero (I'm a super)I got my super powers (hero now)My best friend and my girlfriend (and her brother) went into spaceWho'da thought we'd get bombarded by cosmic raysIt turns out I'm the last of a powerful alien raceMy mother formed me from a lump of magic clayI'm given super powers by a yellow sunI studied under the Ancient OneI got an adamantium skeletonSome grizzled old wizard taught me a magic acronymNow I got the wisdom of SolomonAnd the Strength of HerculesI have memorized what "AZAM" wasBut I still fight evil in my red pajamasCHORUSI gotta get me a helicopterAnd you can get a jet planeWe'll take out their surveillance towerWe can make up code namesAnd when you get home at the end of your dayI'll pack your parachute and put awayYour utility belt and gas grenadesYou were never meant to seeI showed you my secret identityI suppose that I could always hypnotize youIf I wanted toBut I propse another thingYou can wear my decoder ringWe can have matching hovercraftWe can go undercoverAfter all we might just fall like stars from the skyYou know too but I know you you won't be happy til you trySuper hero team-upCowboy secret space detective true loveSuper villain two-in-oneThe bad guys have taken over WashingtonDon't be scared cause I'm preparedThere's an emergency but I'm readyCause fortunately I'm a super hero tooI got super powers just like youNow I'm a super heroNow I'm a super heroNow I'm a super heroI got my

 

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