Met this fine young thing at the local Circle K   She made a date for a half past eight and I said, "What the hey?"   So I journeyed to her crib and I let myself inside   That chick was slouched down on the couch, I think her brain was fried      Couldn't figure it out, she wouldn't even look at me   Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotized, cold glued to her TV   "Hey, what's your problem, baby doll, let's have a little fling"   She said, "Hey, you fool, now just be cool   I'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle thing"      Isle thing, isle thing      Watchin' all night, musta been a marathon   I was bummin', those shows kept comin', here's what was goin' on   These castaways were stranded on this island out at sea   One of 'em called Gilligan, said, "Let's name it after me"      He'd mess up every rescue, man, that first mate was illin'   If I was one of those Castaways, I think I'd probably kill 'em   Just about that time, telephone began to ring   She said, "Just let it, my machine'll get it   We're watchin' the Gilligan's Isle thing      Isle thing   She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing   Isle thing, please, baby, baby, please      I like the professor, he always saved their butts   He could build a nuclear reactor from a couple of coconuts   She said, "That guy's a genius", I shook my head and laughed   I said, "If he's so fly, they tell me why, he couldn't build a lousy raft?"      And while we're on the subject, I'll tell you one thing for sure   Those homeboys brought an awful lot for just a three hour tour   Then her mom came in the room, it was kind of embarrassing   She said, "Hey, you two, I was once like you   And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing"      Isle thing, she'd watch that Gilligan's Isle thing   Please, baby, baby, please      Skipper's in a hammock, he's looking kinda fat   He'd throw a fit and then he'd hit old Gilligan with his hat   Mrs. Hal got it goin' on, but Mr. Hal was meaner   Ginger and Mary Anne could've used some funky, cold medina      I was really diggin' this show, I didn't know what to do   It kinda looked like I was hooked, now I'm an addict too   I know each episode by heart, now I'm the rerun king   And on every date we both stay up late   And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing      Isle thing, hasta la vista, little buddy   Gilligan's Isle thing