I used to think my life was so empty   I used to think life was passin' me by   Well, I was just about ready   To curl up and die      But then one day I got a visit   From the cable company   Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in   And now I got cable TV      And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean   Midget wrestling on Channel Three   It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em   Yeah, but that's all right with me      I got cable TV   (Cable TV)   A cable TV   (Cable TV)   Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy   I love my cable TV, yeah   I love my cable TV      I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network   The news and weather from Peru   I got celebrity hockey   The Racketball Channel too      Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta   Mr. Wizard is on at five   I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car   So I can watch MTV while I drive      I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs   The kind you just can't get for free   Now I never wanna leave my apartment   'Cause there's just so much for me to see      On my cable TV   (Cable TV)   A cable TV   (Cable TV)   Well, if you need to find me you know where I'll be   Watchin' my cable TV, yeah   Watchin' my cable TV   'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah   I love my cable TV      My friends are gettin' kinda worried   They think I'm turning into some kinda freak   Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's   Twenty-seven times this week      On my cable TV   (Cable TV)   A cable TV   (Cable TV)   Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me   I love my cable TV, yeah   I love my cable TV   Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah   I need my cable TV      Well, I love, I love my cable TV   (TV)   Got to have cable TV   (TV)   Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah   (TV)   Can't live without my cable TV      Well, I said, got to have some cable TV   (TV)   I've got to have my cable TV   I said cable TV, yeah   (TV)   Got to have cable TV   (TV)   (TV)