Little seas can be big seas   To the wrong or long of sights   But the Mediterranean   Looks like aspirin tonight      The Doctor told me the chemist   He had nothing for my plights   But the Mediterranean   Looks like aspirin tonight      This ocean puts in motion   All our wildest Crusoe thoughts   Turns brain to Kontiki   When it's always been left in port      I'd rather be cemented   In deep blue building site   'Cause drugs can get you higher   But my chosen drug tonight   Is the reliable Mediterranean   Is the reliable Mediterranean   Is my chosen my chosen drug tonight      Little voyage can be big voyage   If you sail in the middle of night   But the Mediterranean   Needs the compass tonight      It gives cheap thrills to the seagulls   Life to lifes little kites   But the Mediterranean   Is my aspirin tonight      This ocean puts in motion   All our wildest Crusoe thoughts   Turns brain to Kontiki   When it's always been left in port      I'd rather be cemented   In deep blue building site   'Cause drugs can get you higher   But my chosen drug tonight   Is the reliable Mediterranean   Is the reliable Mediterranean   Is my chosen my chosen drug tonight      I'd rather be cemented   In deep blue building site   'Cause drugs can get you higher   But my chosen drug tonight   Is the reliable Mediterranean   Is the reliable Mediterranean   Is my chosen my chosen drug tonight