Met a girl who worked at the chocolate factory   She could get chocolate   All of it for free   Got up the nerve to talk to her   And this is what she said:   Get lost you little nerd or I'll kick it in the head   (In the head?) Yeah! Kick it in the head! (In the head.)   Boy got put down   She put me in my place   Eating all this chocolate makes me break out in the face   Why oh why does it have to be this way   I wanted to be with her but all that she would say was   I gotta get away from you   Kept on bugging her   Makeing her irate   She said that if I'd shut up she'd go out on a date   Her manners, her hair, her makeup OH!   I guess I promised I lied   Ever since that night she follows me around   If she doesn't stop it soon   I'm going to leave town   Why oh why does it have to be this way?   I thought I could be with her   But all that she would say was...