(You don't understand)   (I ain't scared of you mutha fuckas)   (Kick it)      (Stir it like coffee)   The Pope   (Stir it like muthafuckin' coffee)   The Pope   (The hell)   This is the Pope      Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope   But the whole damn nation got the same   Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope   Not the President with government lame      Put me on a slow movin'   Parliamentary hackin' bandwagon   You could put me little ass in the grave   Everytime you want it I'll be live, bring a date   I mean computer when it's over press save      So you can be the President   (You can be the President)   (Kick it)   I'd rather be the Pope   (Rather be the Pope)   (I'd rather be, so happy)      Yeah, you can be the side effect   (You can be the side effect)   I'd rather be the dope   (Rather be the dope)   (I ain't scared of you mutha fuckers)   (Kick it)      Call your girl named Sally   And you figure you were chill   (Chill)   Then you find out   I'm the reason Sally's on the pill   (Pill)      What am I supposed to do   When the President can't get nothing passed   Find an alley, find an alley   Undress Sally right in front of your ass   (Well, she helped me once again)      I say you can be the President   (You can be the President)   (Kick it)   I'd rather be the Pope   (Rather be the Pope)   (I'd rather be, so help me)      Yeah, you can be the side effect   (You can be the side effect)   I'd rather be the dope   (Rather be the dope)   (Fuck that)   The Pope   (Oh, no motherfucker, not today)      Pope, you can be the President   (Rather be the Pope)   So help me      Who's the funky drummer   With the crooked little sticks   (Sticks)   He might have better luck   If he was drummin' with his dick   (Dick)      If you don't play the piccolo   Why you wanna lick?   (Ch-check)   Now check the drum solo   And tell me not to kick it   (Seek and destroy, it'll fuck you up)      I love the taste of unpredictable licks   A loop is a loop is a loop   A loop is a loop is a loop   (Fuck that)   A loop is a loop, is a loop, is a loop   Is a loop is a loop is a loop      Your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope   But the whole damn nation got the same   Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope   Not the President with government lame      Put me on a slow movin'   Parliamentary hackin' bandwagon   You could put me little ass in the grave   Everytime you want it I'll be live, bring a date   I mean computer when it's over press save      So you can be the president   (You can be the President)   (Kick it)   I'd rather be the pope   (Rather be the Pope)   (I wanna be, so happy)      You can be the side effect   (You can be the side effect)   I'd rather be the dope   (You, you, you)   (You can be the dope)   The Pope      You can be the President   Rather be the Pope   Baby, so help me please   Press save, I love you peace   (You don't understand)