I knew a girl named Nikki   I guess you could say she was a sex fiend   I met her in a hotel lobby   Masturbating with a magazine   She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"   And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind      She took me to her castle   And I just couldn't believe my eyes   She had so many devices   Everything that money could buy   She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line"   The lights went out and Nikki started to grind   Nikki      The castle started spinning   Or maybe it was my brain   I can't tell you what she did to me   But me body will never be the same      Her lovin' will kick your behind   Oh, she'll show you no mercy   But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff   Show you how to grind   Darling Nikki, oh      Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there   I looked all over and all I found   Was a phone number on the stairs   It said, "Thank you for a funky time   Call me up whenever you want to grind"   Oh, Nikki, oh      Oh come back Nikki, come back   Your dirty little Prince wanna grind, grind, grind, grind   Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind!      [Incomprehensible]