I'm just a practical kind of joker, just a joker  Hey!...  Do you remember the time I tied your shoelaces together  and you tripped over and fell flat on your face and how we all laughed?  Ha-ha-hey!  [chorus 1:]   I don't believe in doing things by halves,   people think I'm crazy, but I'm really daft   I'll do anything to get a laugh   daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical joker. whoo-ooh!  I'll pull your leg if you pull mine  I'll laugh at your jokes if you laugh at mine  Ha-ha-ha...  [chorus 2:]   I do believe in my bag of tricks   I'll do anything to get my kicks   Everybody in laughing fits   daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical joker  nin-nin-nin..... whoo-ooh  come on now, join in, come on  nin-nin-nin..... whoo-ooh  I'll scratch your back if you scratch back  I'll climb your tree if you climb mine  Ha-ha-ha...  Hey-hey! ok whose the wise guy?  I'm just a practical kind of joker, just a joker  I'm just a practical kind of joker, regular bloke yeah  Ha-ha-ha... whoo-ooh  Hey killjoy!  Do you remember the time your cigarette stuck in the gap  in your front teeth and I put it out  with the fire extinguisher and a cup of hot coffee?  Hey-hey! come on now  nin-nin-nin... whoo-ooh  daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Joker  daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Joker